Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abbott!
Abbott who?
Abbott time you answered the door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Abe!
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G H...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bach!
Bach who?
Bach of sweets!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bacon!
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Banana. Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange. Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Barbara!
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bea!
Bea who?
Beatle Bailey!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bean!
Bean who?
Bean fishing lately?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beethoven!
Beethoven who?
Beethoven is too hot!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Candy!
Candy who?
Candy cow jump over the moon!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl!
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carmen!
Carmen who?
Carmen get it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carrie!
Carrie who?
Carrie the bags into the house please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carrot!
Carrot who?
Carrot me back home!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cy!
Cy who?
Cy'n on the botton line!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cyril!
Cyril who?
Cyril nice to meet you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy plays, nights he sleeps!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dali!
Dali who?
Dali've me alone!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dana!
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Daryl!
Daryl who?
Daryl never be another you...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Datsun!
Datsun who?
Datsun old joke!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dave!
Dave who?
Dave for Night!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dawn!
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out here in the cold!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deanna!
Deanna who?
Deanna-mals are restless open the cage!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Deduct!
Deduct who?
Donald Deduct!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donald!
Donald who?
Donald come baby, cradle and all...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donalette!
Donalette who?
Donalette the bed bugs bite!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donna!
Donna who?
Donna sit under an apple tree with anyone but me...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Donna Mae!
Donna Mae who?
Donna Mae-k you an offer you can't refuse!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dwight!
Dwight who?
Dwight way and the wrong way!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Earl!
Earl who?
Earl be glad to tell you when you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ears!
Ears who?
Ears looking at you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
E.C.!
E.C. who?
E.C. Street!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eddie!
Eddie who?
Eddie body home!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edith!
Edith who?
Edith, it'll make you feel better!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edna!
Edna who?
Edna the class!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Edwin!
Edwin who?
Edwin some, you lose some!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egbert!
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Egg!
Egg who?
Egg-citing to meet you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Evan!
Evan who?
Evan and earth!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eyesore!
Eyesore who?
Eyesore do like you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ezra!
Ezra who?
Ezra no hope for me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Falafel!
Falafel who?
Falafel off my bike and cut my knee!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fanny!
Fanny who?
Fanny body home!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Farley!
Farley who?
Farley the leader!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Farrah!
Farrah who?
Farrah 'nough!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fatso!
Fatso who?
Fatso the matter with you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix-cited all over!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Frida!
Frida who?
Frida be!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fruit!
Fruit who?
Fruit of the loom!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gabe!
Gabe who!
Gabe it my all!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gable!
Gable who!
Gable to leap buildings in a single bound!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gabor!
Gabor who!
Gabor'n to shop!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gertie!
Gertie who!
Gertie laundry!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ghana!
Ghana who!
Ghana dance!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ghent!
Ghent who!
Ghent out of here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gilda!
Gilda who!
Gilda umpire!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gina!
Gina who!
Gina you don't recognize me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hugh!
Hugh who?
Hugh made me love you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hugo!
Hugo who!
Hugo your way and I'll go mine!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hutch!
Hutch who!
Bless you, and I'm right out of tissues!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hyman!
Hyman who!
Hyman in the mood for dancin'...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream of Jeannie!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turkey!
Turkey who?
Turkey, open door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Turnip!
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat it's cold in here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twyla!
Twyla who?
Twyla light of the Gods!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Typhoid!
Typhoid who?
Typhoid that song before!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toothy!
Toothy who?
Toothy the day after Monday!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Torch!
Torch who?
Torch you'd never ask!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toronto!
Toronto who?
Toronto be a law against Knock Knock
jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toucan!
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Toyota!
Toyota who?
Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tarzan!
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teachers!
Teachers who?
Teachers for the red white and blue. Hip hip..!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teheran!
Teheran who?
Teheran up the road!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennessee!
Tennessee who?
Tennessee is played at Wimbledon!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tennis!
Tennis who?
Tennis five plus five!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stopwatch!
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing right now!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stu!
Stu who?
Stu late to ask questions!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sue!
Sue who?
Sue whomever you want!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sultan!
Sultan who?
Sultan pepper!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Summertime!
Summertime who?
Summertime you can be a big pest!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sherwood!
Sherwood who!
Sherwood like to come in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shirley!
Shirley who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sicily!
Sicily who?
Sicily question!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sid!
Sid who!
Sid down and have a cup of tea!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Simon!
Simon who?
Simon the dotted line!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scissor!
Scissor who?
Scissor and Cleopatra!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scold!
Scold who?
Scold outside!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Scott!
Scott who?
Scott to be the morning after!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sebastian!
Sebastian who?
Sebastion of the community!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Senior!
Senior who?
Senior so nosy, I'm not going to tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Salmon!
Salmon who?
Salmonenchanted evening!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam!
Sam who?
Sam day you'll recognise me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sam & Janet!
Sam & Janet who?
Sam & Janet evening, you will meet a stranger...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Sameul be famous one day!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Samuel!
Samuel who?
Samuel sure is stubborn!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ron!
Ron who?
Ron dinnertime, give me a call!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rona!
Rona who?
Rona the mill!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rosa!
Rosa who?
Rosa corn grow in a field!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rosina!
Rosina who?
Rosina vase!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Roxanne!
Roxanne who?
Roxanne your head or something!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pyjamas!
Pyjamas who?
Pyjamas around me and hold me tight!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quacker!
Quacker who?
Quacker another bad joke and I'm leaving!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quebec!
Quebec who?
Quebec to the end of the line!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Quiet Tina!
Quiet Tina who?
Quiet Tina courtroom - monkey wants to speak!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Rabbit!
Rabbit who?
Rabbit up carefully, it's a present!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Passion!
Passion who?
Passion through and I thought I'd say hello!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime isn't it!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Pat!
Pat who?
Pat yourself on the back!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paul!
Paul who?
Paul up a chair and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Paula!
Paula who?
Paula up the door handle will you and let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oscar!
Oscar who?
Oscar a silly question, get a silly answer!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
O'Shea!
O'Shea who?
O'Shea that's a sad story!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oslo!
Oslo who!
Oslo down, whats the hurry!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oswald!
Oswald who?
Oswald my chewing gum!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Oswego!
Oswego who?
Oswego marching, marching home ...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omar!
Omar live who?
Omar goodness gracious, wrong door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omega!
Omega who?
Omega best man win!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Omelet!
Omelet who?
Omelet'in you kiss me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ooze!
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge round here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nana!
Nana who?
Nana you business!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Neal!
Neal who?
Neal and pray!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nebraska!
Nebraska who?
Nebraska girl for a date she might say yes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nettie!
Nettie who?
Nettie as a fruitcake!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nevada!
Nevada who?
Nevada saw you look so bad, you should be bed!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Miracle on 34th Street!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mischa!
Mischa who?
Mischa a lot!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Missouri!
Missouri who?
Missouri loves compnay!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mitzi!
Mitzi who?
Mitzi door shut, you'll never know!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Monkey!
Monkey who?
Monkey won't fit that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maybelle!
Maybelle who?
Maybelle doesn't ring either!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mecca!
Mecca who?
Mecca me happy!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Medellin!
Medellin who?
Medellin where you don't belong!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Meg!
Meg who?
Meg up your mind!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Melita!
Melita who?
Melita chickadee!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mao!
Mao who?
Mao'th of babes!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mara!
Mara who?
Mara mara on the wall....!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcella!
Marcella who?
Marcella is full of water and I'm drowning, help!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Marcia!
Marcia who?
Marcia glad I stopped by!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Maine!
Maine who?
Maine I come in now please!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Major!
Major who?
Major answer didn't I!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Malcolm!
Malcolm who?
Malcome you didn't do your homework!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mali!
Mali who?
Mali Brown!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manitoba!
Manitoba who?
Manitoba me hours to get out of here!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisa!
Lisa who?
Lisa you can do is let me in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lisbon!
Lisbon who?
Lisbon married eight times!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Listz!
Listz who?
Listz of ingredients!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady!
Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Livia!
Livia who?
Livia me alone!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lettuce!
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lilac!
Lilac who?
Lilac a trooper!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lillian!
Lillian who?
Lillian the garden!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lily!
Lily who?
Lily house on the prairie!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lima Bean!
Lima Bean who?
Lima Bean working on the railroad....!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup!
Ketchup who?
Ketchup the tree again!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kevin!
Kevin who?
Kevin we go out and play?
!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Khomeini!
Khomeini who?
Khomeini old time for dinner!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kim!
Kim who?
Kim too late!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kipper!
Kipper who?
Kipper hands to yourself!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kansas!
Kansas who?
Kansas the best way to buy tuna!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kareem!
Kareem who?
Kareem of the crop!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Katherine!
Katherine who?
Katherincan Queen!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Kay!
Kay who?
Kay sera sera!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ken!
Ken who?
Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who!
Juno what time it is!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jupiter!
Jupiter who!
Jupiter fly in my soup!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jussi!
Jussi who!
Jussi fruit!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justice!
Justice who!
Justice as I thought, no one home!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Justin!
Justin who?
Justin time for tea!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jose!
Jose who!
Jose can you see...!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Josette!
Josette who!
Josette down!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan to hear some more of these?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juan!
Juan who!
Juan of these days, pow, right in the kisser!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Juanita!
Juanita who!
Junita nother burger?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan you remember me?
!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joan!
Joan who!
Joan call us we'll call you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joanna!
Joanna who!
Joanna big kiss!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joanne!
Joanne who!
Joanne tell!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Joe Namath!
Joe Namath who!
Joe Namath not on the door thats why I knocked!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jerome!
Jerome who!
Jerome where you want to!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jerrold!
Jerrold who?
Jerrold friend, thats who!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jess!
Jess who?
I give up, who?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jess!
Jess who?
Jess one of those things!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jessica!
Jessica who?
Jessica more than I thought!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaguar!
Jaguar who?
Jaguar nimble, Jaguar quick!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jaimie!
Jaimie who!
Jaimie a game of chess!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jamaica!
Jamaica who?
Jamaica mistake!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
James!
James who!
James people play!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Jan!
Jan who?
Jan of Green Gables!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Istvan!
Istvan who?
Istvan to be alone!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italy!
Italy who?
Italy be a big job!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivan!
Ivan who?
Ivan enormous snake in my pocket!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivana!
Ivana who?
Ivana be rich!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaac!
Isaac who?
Isaac coming out?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isabella!
Isabella who?
Isabella out of order!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isabelle!
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bicycle?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isadore!
Isadore who?
Isadore locked, I can't get in!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah again Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah again Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah again Knock Knock
Who's there?
Isaiah!
Isaiah who?
Isaiah again Knock Knock
Ect Ect Ect Ect................
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sinatra!
Sinatra who?
Sinatra be a law!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sinbad!
Sinbad who?
Sinbad and you'll never get to heaven!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sizzle!
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more than it will hurt you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Soda!
Soda who?
Soda you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sofia!
Sofia who?
Sofia me, I'm hungry!
