Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ?till I get there
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee
Buzz off can't you see I'm busy?
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO...
What's wrong with them?
They keep slipping out from under my arms!
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon out?
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps!
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!
What sister?
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake
Sleep in another room then!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog
What's wrong with that
I think I'm going to croak
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next please!
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change!
Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.
Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an electric eel
That's shocking!
